Why in Cuba there are no pools? ... For as many swimmers have gone to the U.S..
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A European says a Cuban:
How about, how to walk in Cuba?
Look, kid ... we can not complain.
Ah ... neither good nor bad, right?
No, no ... We can not complain!
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A Cuban wanted to escape from Cuba and came off with the Moscow Circus, visiting the above island. To make your plan monkey dressed up and went into the cage of animals. Was already on leave the island with the circus, when it gets to the tamer and lions in the same cage. The type, desperate, start trying to take off the monkey suit and she screams:
HELP, HELP!
In this, one of the lions he says
moron, stay quiet or we fuck off the island at all.
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven, but was not in the list, so that St. Peter was sent to hell. When it comes to hell, Satan receives and says
Hello, Fidel!, I was waiting ... happens, it happens, it will be here at home.
Fidel replied:
Thank you, Satan, but the sky was first forgotten and left my bags there.
Do not worry, I will send two devils to pick up your stuff.
This is how the two devils come to the gates of heaven, but are closed because St. Peter was having lunch.
And he says a little devil on the other:
No matter, we climbed through the door and took the bags without disturbing anyone.
begin to climb the gate, when two little angels see them passing by, and an angel tells the other:
not even ten minutes ago that Fidel is in hell and we have refugees.
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On the road to Havana, a driver encounters a crowd and to stop, he asks the next door is the case, he replied:
A group of "criminals" Fidel Castro has kidnapped and is seeking 10 million dollars for his release, and if this request is not met in 2 hours, sprayed with fuel and set fire him, so we're doing a collection.
And how have managed to gather so far?
We ... 88 gallons of premium gasoline, regular gasoline 52, 35 diesel, 29 kerosene, alcohol, 27, 38 and 21 boxes of matches, lighters.
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In Cuba:
- The bus will say aspirin ... one every four hours.
- Al steak I say Jesus Christ ... talking about it, but nobody has seen.
- When you say coconut refrigerator ... because in only water.
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How Cuba cats meow?
Miaaami ... Miaaami ... Miaaami ...
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Why Fidel Castro says the light? ...
Because first was with the Red (Russian), then with the yellow (Chinese), and now with the green (dollars).
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Havana's teacher hangs a portrait of Bush and asks the class:
Who is this picture?
Absolute silence.
I'll to help a little. Because of this man we are hungry.
Pepito says
Ah, Master, is that without uniform and without a beard did not recognize him.
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Question a music teacher from Havana:
What is a quartet?
One student replied:
The symphony of Havana, after a European tour.
A European says a Cuban:
How about, how to walk in Cuba?
Look, kid ... we can not complain.
Ah ... neither good nor bad, right?
No, no ... We can not complain!
A Cuban wanted to escape from Cuba and came off with the Moscow Circus, visiting the above island. To make your plan monkey dressed up and went into the cage of animals. Was already on leave the island with the circus, when it gets to the tamer and lions in the same cage. The type, desperate, start trying to take off the monkey suit and she screams:
HELP, HELP!
In this, one of the lions he says
moron, stay quiet or we fuck off the island at all.
Fidel dies and goes to heaven, but was not in the list, so that St. Peter was sent to hell. When it comes to hell, Satan receives and says
Hello, Fidel!, I was waiting ... happens, it happens, it will be here at home.
Fidel replied:
Thank you, Satan, but the sky was first forgotten and left my bags there.
Do not worry, I will send two devils to pick up your stuff.
This is how the two devils come to the gates of heaven, but are closed because St. Peter was having lunch.
And he says a little devil on the other:
No matter, we climbed through the door and took the bags without disturbing anyone.
begin to climb the gate, when two little angels see them passing by, and an angel tells the other:
not even ten minutes ago that Fidel is in hell and we have refugees.
On the road to Havana, a driver encounters a crowd and to stop, he asks the next door is the case, he replied:
A group of "criminals" Fidel Castro has kidnapped and is seeking 10 million dollars for his release, and if this request is not met in 2 hours, sprayed with fuel and set fire him, so we're doing a collection.
And how have managed to gather so far?
We ... 88 gallons of premium gasoline, regular gasoline 52, 35 diesel, 29 kerosene, alcohol, 27, 38 and 21 boxes of matches, lighters.
In Cuba:
- The bus will say aspirin ... one every four hours.
- Al steak I say Jesus Christ ... talking about it, but nobody has seen.
- When you say coconut refrigerator ... because in only water.
How Cuba cats meow?
Miaaami ... Miaaami ... Miaaami ...
Why Fidel Castro says the light? ...
Because first was with the Red (Russian), then with the yellow (Chinese), and now with the green (dollars).
Havana's teacher hangs a portrait of Bush and asks the class:
Who is this picture?
Absolute silence.
I'll to help a little. Because of this man we are hungry.
Pepito says
Ah, Master, is that without uniform and without a beard did not recognize him.
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Question a music teacher from Havana:
What is a quartet?
One student replied:
The symphony of Havana, after a European tour.
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